I Think My Appendix Hurts

I have a new plan ... I'm going to start praying for an emergency appendectomy!

The way I see it, it is the perfect plan. I would spend a few days in the hospital. I would be forced to ignore my list of responsibilities. I could ignore my email. I could sleep for several days and have no guilt. No one would care if I did not complete things on time ... because I had to have an emergency appendectomy! =)

I think it is perfect ... my husband used phrases like "what is wrong with you" and "you are seriously sick."

Hmmm ... I think I feel pain